Friday, July 31, 2009

Thought I'd give this whole questions thing a shot....how hard can it be?

Ok...so....cruising around the blogs there are many different sort of meme's going on asking questions about you and your life and what your wearing and whether or not you party on New Years or call it a night a 9 pm.....soooo I figured all of that sort of info just made most people (raises hand) look like a complete boring ninny....figured I would come up with some questions we REALLY want to know about people. Answer at your own risk...uhm I mean discretion.


I will make this easy and give you multiple choice answers.

You are pulling out of a parking lot and you accidentally scrape the car next to you...do you....
1. Immediately jump out, assess the damage and look around for an owner.
2. Duck down in your seat and hit the accelerator, peeling out of the parking lot.
3. Pretend you didnt hear that squeal and sedately drive away. (helps to play the radio very loud when leaving parking lots)


You get home from shopping and discover an item has not been charged to you on your receipt...do you...
1. Immediately call the shop and rectify the mistake.
2. Get on Twitter and crow about your "freebie".
3. Feel so guilty that you never use that item and re-gift it at some point. (works better if its re-gifted to someone you wont see ever again)


Your spouse/lover hurts you in the most heinous fashion...do you...
1. Swallow it down and keep all the hurt pent up until you have a mental meltdown.
2. Sob on friends shoulders and plot imaginary revenge to feel better.
3. Plot REAL revenge and feel better. (just remember to destroy all evidence after the fact)


You are waiting at a stop sign and a little old lady starts across the street making you wait....do you...
1. Fiddle with the gadgets in the car while waiting patiently.
2. Curse old people and give her a few words of "encouragement" out the window.
3. Honk your horn just to see her jump...then Twitter about it. (just make sure none of the little old ladies in your family read your twitter updates)


Your teenager comes home and goes directly to his/her room with the most guilty of expressions on their faces....do you...
1. Assume whatever it is will work itself out...or wait for them to come to you to "confess" some ordinary teen drama.
2. Stand outside their door with your ear pressed up against it trying to eavesdrop on his/her confession to best friend.
3. Blow the door open with the power of your wrath and pin them with your X-ray vision eyes, then hold them hostage from all sources of entertainment until a confession is had. (just remember, only they can show you how to download music and use Facebook apps like a pro...so go easy)


Your invited to a party at a friends house and realize they have prepared a feast...of all the foods you detest...do you...
1. Go on a spur of the moment diet.
2. Proclaim an upset stomach and stick to water.
3. Pretend to eat then sneak into the kitchen and eat all the Twinkies and Fritos you find in the cupboard. (if caught pretend you got lost on the way to the bathroom)


You are caught speeding and when the cop asks you...do you know why I pulled you over...do you...
1. Gulp guiltily and answer in the affirmative.
2. Put on your most innocent of expressions and play dumb.
3. Answer with the excuse that one of your children is having an appendix attack and your on the way to the hosp. (more believable if at least one child is actually with you at the time)


Your out and about and suddenly come across a celebrity (doesnt matter which one as we would be star struck by the most minor of celebrities Im sure)...do you...
1. Gush and stammer and search frantically for something to get his/her autograph on.
2. Act completely nonchalant while trying to make some serious eye contact...you have secret dreams of "being discovered".
3. Wait until they are not looking and take a seriously unflattering pic of them to post on your blog, twitter, facebook and myspace accounts. (we all like to have our moments in the sun and feel better than celebrities)


You see on the news that theres a political demonstration nearby and half the city is gathering...do you...
1. Grab your placard and pens and head out the door shouting Power to the People
2. Turn the channel and find some Desperate Housewives
3. Take the opportunity to run some errands considering the other half of the city will be empty most likely. (good chance to possibly get some first hand knowledge about "5 finger discounts" that always seem to happen the same time as city wide demonstrations)


By some miracle of the time space continuum you have the opportunity to meet the religious leader/founder/prophet etc of your chosen religion....do you...
1. Fall at their feet in absolute piety and have your faith reaffirmed through a confirmed sighting.
2. Have a serious heart to heart and come to the conclusion that history sucks and "facts" arent always what they appear to be but this religion is still pretty good compared to others.
3. Discover your religion was founded merely on one mans quest for immortality then change religions or become an atheist.


So there you have it folks. My 10 multiple choice questions. Have fun...and it was done in fun so if anyone gets their knickers in a twist over any of my questions or answers...feel free to sulk or unbunch said knickers with a rant of some kind.


p.s. the rules say I do not have to answer my own questions (dont ask me I dont make the rules)



9 comments:

San Antonio Cicily said...

You are pulling out of a parking lot and you accidentally scrape the car next to you...do you....
I would do number 1 but I honestly would rather do number 3!!!



You get home from shopping and discover an item has not been charged to you on your receipt...do you...
I jsut use the item and don't think twice about it lol!

Your spouse/lover hurts you in the most heinous fashion...do you...
Im a revenge person if you piss me off I'll get you back!

You are waiting at a stop sign and a little old lady starts across the street making you wait....do you...
Really it depends on my mood LOL!

Your teenager comes home and goes directly to his/her room with the most guilty of expressions on their faces....do you...
Never had this situation, strange!

Your invited to a party at a friends house and realize they have prepared a feast...of all the foods you detest...do you...
Stomache ache, swine flu, herpes breakout whatever it takes for my not to eat the shit!

You are caught speeding and when the cop asks you...do you know why I pulled you over...do you...
/Well the last time I got caught speeding and ran that stop sign over by /walmart lol I was more concerned whether they would mail me anything so I could watch for it in the mail so my husband didn't see! Apparently the cop was not amused and said no he would not mail anything but asked me what I would do when the car insurance company found out about the ticket becuase than my husband would surely know! Asshole!!!

Your out and about and suddenly come across a celebrity (doesnt matter which one as we would be star struck by the most minor of celebrities Im sure)...do you...
Honestly I could give a shit less about celebrities!

You see on the news that theres a political demonstration nearby and half the city is gathering...do you...
flip the channel to Desperate Housewives George Lopez whatever!

By some miracle of the time space continuum you have the opportunity to meet the religious leader/founder/prophet etc of your chosen religion....do you...
I have no friggin clue what I would do!

There I have answered these quesions simply because I am so tired I can't stand it but Im waiting for my allergy pill to kick in so I can sleep. Its hard to sleep when you are sneezing and blowing your nose every 30 seconds!

Susanne said...

Loved these...you are so funny!

Oh, and I like your new profile picture! Very nice to see you in color. :)

coolred38 said...

San Antonio...dont know why but I always think of some tough chick in a biker gang when I read your comments...lol.

Susanne...thanks for the compliment.

The Queen said...

You are pulling out of a parking lot and you accidentally scrape the car next to you...do you....
1. Immediately jump out, assess the damage and look around for an owner.

You get home from shopping and discover an item has not been charged to you on your receipt...do you...
or 4- if I notice it while still in the store I would rectify it, if I don't notice it until getting home then I guess it's mine but I wouldn't brag about it.

Your spouse/lover hurts you in the most heinous fashion...do you...
2. Sob on friends shoulders and plot imaginary revenge to feel better. (but seriously consider how to do it for real and get away with it remember my motto, ... and the wisdom to hide the bodies...)

You are waiting at a stop sign and a little old lady starts across the street making you wait....do you...
1. Fiddle with the gadgets in the car while waiting patiently.

Your teenager comes home and goes directly to his/her room with the most guilty of expressions on their faces....do you...
2. Stand outside their door with your ear pressed up against it trying to eavesdrop on his/her confession to best friend. then if not satisfied go to step 3 minus the going easy part.

Your invited to a party at a friends house and realize they have prepared a feast...of all the foods you detest...do you...
ho about #4 tell your 'friend' that they are not much of a friend if they didn't even consider MY tastes when preparing said 'feast' but at the same time, I'd have something to eat because I would have brought something.

You are caught speeding and when the cop asks you...do you know why I pulled you over...do you...
1. Gulp guiltily and answer in the affirmative.

Your out and about and suddenly come across a celebrity (doesnt matter which one as we would be star struck by the most minor of celebrities Im sure)...do you...

It's never happened but probably
2. Act completely nonchalant while trying to make some serious eye contact minus the'...you have secret dreams of "being discovered"'

You see on the news that theres a political demonstration nearby and half the city is gathering...do you...

I guess it depends on what it is about but most likely 2. Turn the channel and find some Desperate Housewives

By some miracle of the time space continuum you have the opportunity to meet the religious leader/founder/prophet etc of your chosen religion....do you...
2. Have a serious heart to heart and come to the conclusion that history sucks and "facts" arent always what they appear to be but this religion is still pretty good compared to others. Then I'd take HER around (especially to the Middle East) and make her tell everyone else what idiots they've been all along!!

Lisa said...

1) You are caught speeding and when the cop asks you...do you know why I pulled you over...do you...

Answer: 1) Gulp guiltily and answer in the affirmative

2)Your out and about and suddenly come across a celebrity (doesnt matter which one as we would be star struck by the most minor of celebrities Im sure)...do you...

Answer: 1) Gush and stammer and search frantically for something to get his/her autograph on

3) You see on the news that theres a political demonstration nearby and half the city is gathering...do you...

Answer: 1) 1. Grab your placard and pens and head out the door shouting Power to the People

4) By some miracle of the time space continuum you have the opportunity to meet the religious leader/founder/prophet etc of your chosen religion....do you...

Answer: 1. Fall at their feet in absolute piety and have your faith reaffirmed through a confirmed sighting

Ahh! I was thinking this would mean I'm psycho or something and was ready to hear the truth LOL. Love you.

Lisa said...

Just realized I didn't totally finish the test LOL!

BN said...

Hello, I am new here. Been reading you for about 2 weeks. You write very well.. anyhow lets get on to the Q&A's

1.) You are pulling out of a parking lot and you accidentally scrape the car next to you...do you....
Answer: Well if you had of asked me this 10 years ago I would have probably told you..2. Duck down in your seat and hit the accelerator, peeling out of the parking lot. Because being a dumb@ss teen who didn't pay her monthly insurance payment one month, I actually did this.. Left a BIG dent in the side of the car and I hurried up and left the parking lot without being noticed. But now that I am older and pay my insurance on time like I should, then I would choose answer number 1

2.) You get home from shopping and discover an item has not been charged to you on your receipt...do you...
Answer: Number 2.. except I wouldn't announce it on Twitter. I know I am such a terrible muslimah, but I am being honest.

3.) Your spouse/lover hurts you in the most heinous fashion...do you...
Answer: Plot REAL revenge and feel better

4.) You are waiting at a stop sign and a little old lady starts across the street making you wait....do you...
Answer: I have much respect for older people. I LOVE THEM TO DEATH.. so I would wait patiently.

5.) Your teenager comes home and goes directly to his/her room with the most guilty of expressions on their faces....do you...
Answer: not real for sure on this one since I don't have a teenager but I am guessing either 1 or 2.

6.) Your invited to a party at a friends house and realize they have prepared a feast...of all the foods you detest...do you...
Answer: Go on a spur of the moment diet.

7.)You are caught speeding and when the cop asks you...do you know why I pulled you over...do you...
Answer: Gulp guiltily and answer in the affirmative.

8.) Your out and about and suddenly come across a celebrity ...do you...
Answer: Act completely nonchalant while trying to make some serious eye contact...you have secret dreams of "being discovered".

9.) You see on the news that theres a political demonstration nearby and half the city is gathering...do you...
Answer: Grab your placard and pens and head out the door shouting Power to the People

10.) By some miracle of the time space continuum you have the opportunity to meet the religious leader/founder/prophet etc of your chosen religion....do you...
Answer: None of the above.. I might like to have a heart to heart with him but I would rather set in a circle and listen to stories of Days gone by.

coolred38 said...

Queen...ha ha..good answers. thanks

Lisa...yallah...Im waiting for the rest.

BN...welcome and thanks for taking part.

always in the kitchen said...

You are pulling out of a parking lot and you accidentally scrape the car next to you...do you....
1. Immediately jump out, assess the damage and look around for an owner.

You get home from shopping and discover an item has not been charged to you on your receipt...do you...
1. Immediately call the shop and rectify the mistake.

But most likely it was stuff from Wally-world and in that case they tell me not to bother!

Your spouse/lover hurts you in the most heinous fashion...do you...

3. Plot REAL revenge and feel better. (just remember to destroy all evidence after the fact)
I've always had trouble with that turn the other cheek thing:)

You are waiting at a stop sign and a little old lady starts across the street making you wait....do you...
1. Fiddle with the gadgets in the car while waiting patiently.
'Cause we're all gonna be there one day-if we're lucky...

Your teenager comes home and goes directly to his/her room with the most guilty of expressions on their faces....do you...
1. Assume whatever it is will work itself out...or wait for them to come to you to "confess" some ordinary teen drama.

My first few have already put me through the wringer-how bad can it be?

You're invited to a party at a friends house and realize they have prepared a feast...of all the foods you detest...do you...

. Proclaim an upset stomach and stick to water.Stomach stuff is a real issue for me- if they're my friends they'll understand.

You are caught speeding and when the cop asks you...do you know why I pulled you over...do you...
1. Gulp guiltily and answer in the affirmative.
Never argue with the cops, never argue with the cops, never....

Your out and about and suddenly come across a celebrity (doesn't matter which one as we would be star struck by the most minor of celebrities I'm sure)...do you...
2. Act completely nonchalant, I probably wouldn't know who they are till one of the kids poked me in the ribs anyway...

You see on the news that there's a political demonstration nearby and half the city is gathering...do you...
3. Take the opportunity to run some errands considering the other half of the city will be empty most likely.
Don't like crowds so it would be an excellent time to go shopping!

By some miracle of the time space continuum you have the opportunity to meet the religious leader/founder/prophet etc of your chosen religion....do you...
2. Have a serious heart to heart and come to the conclusion that history sucks and "facts" arent always what they appear to be but this religion is still pretty good compared to others.People tell me I think too much...